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英语笑话：Mommy is going to eat your fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation， my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point， she said， "Mom, look at this，" and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained， I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said， "Mommy gonna eat your fingers！" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned， my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey？" "Mommy， where's my booger？"

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