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英语笑话：Light Bulb Jokes

How many witches does it take to change a Light bulb？
Depends on what you want it changed into...

How many T.V. evangelists does it take to change a Light bulb？
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth,
send in your tax-deductible donation today.

Q： How many Yuppies does it take to change a light bulb？
A： Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

Q： How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb？
A： None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q： How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb？
A: None. "You gotta hardware problem? Call the maintenance engineer".

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb？
There is nothing wrong with that lightbulb and my client
demands an immediate apology and damages！

How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb？
Only one， but it takes forty-nine visits！

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb？
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb？
Two， one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to
give it a surprising twist at the end.

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